V Day

I forgot it was Valentine's Day, so this is a little late! 

Wanna see my Valentine's Day outfit? Watch out! It's super hot.

Aww! Math equation love!

This guy is putting in effort:

Poor lizard. Little does he know that Hello Kitty toast works every time.

However:

Bacon roses. It's the move.

"Roses are the way to my heart, but bacon roses are the way to my vagina" - LOL!!

Or alternatively, bacon covered cheeseburger turtles!

"Caring for your turtle" by PBF Comics

Once you've courted her with bacon roses and Hello Kitty toast,  you can throw on some slow jams.

And then wait for her in the bedroom dressed like Skeletor. Hmm. Slightly disturbing.

This was my reaction too.

This has nothing to do with Valentine's Day and everything to do with boobs:

The REAL Secret:

Doctor Raptor, confusing you into submission.

Have a great day everyone! Here's a pretty sunset!