SATAN DOG

I came home yesterday, weary from the day's toil. 

I sighed and took off my shoes, and wandered into my room. 

Before I turned on the light, I heard a soft voice. 

It said:

"Give me your chickennnnnnn... Give it to Meeeeeeee"

And rising up from my messy comforter was none other than

THE EVIL PHOEBANO!!!!!