Thursday-Day for the Parrot

Waking up. Don't want to get out of bed. Dreaming of snow adventures.

Then I'm awake! Cart wheels! Coffee! Sweet Potato!

Let's get pumped for the day!
I agree with everything she says: My whole house is great, I like my school, 
I like my hair, I like my pyjamas, 
I like my whole HOUSE!!

On my way to work, on the Scoot, sunshine, strawberry helmet... Driving at the speed of ostrich!

Listening to bouncy music:

Said The Whale - The Light Is You

WORK!

This clip reminded me of teaching Culinary Arts class! YEAH! 

Next week we are making green onion pancakes - (cong you bing -  蔥油餅 )

Kids are funny.

Here's Teacher Andy's graphic organizer for our All About Me books. These are examples of various sentence patterns: I like, I love, My favorite, etc.

I made this poster for our classroom. (There are two posters but the other pic came out blurry).

Science is important:

Driving home now, time for more music!

Angus and Julia Stone - Big Jet Plane (Stern* Disco Remix)



I come home and look in the fridge for food.

All my food is alive, so I go out for food with Josie.

Then it's bed time, walking home through the Forest of Illusion:

That was weird, so I read about kittens.

I lay my head down on my nice soft downy pillows, and wrap myself in my comfy comforter, in my wonderfully soft bed which feels like sleeping in a warm buttered croissant...

And then, as soon as I start dreaming about tea time with Andy Samberg I hear buzzzzzzzzz!!! And I know that it's time to play hide-and-go-seek with a mosquito.
ELUSIVE  F*CKER!

V Day

I forgot it was Valentine's Day, so this is a little late! 

Wanna see my Valentine's Day outfit? Watch out! It's super hot.

Aww! Math equation love!

This guy is putting in effort:

Poor lizard. Little does he know that Hello Kitty toast works every time.

However:

Bacon roses. It's the move.

"Roses are the way to my heart, but bacon roses are the way to my vagina" - LOL!!

Or alternatively, bacon covered cheeseburger turtles!

"Caring for your turtle" by PBF Comics

Once you've courted her with bacon roses and Hello Kitty toast,  you can throw on some slow jams.

And then wait for her in the bedroom dressed like Skeletor. Hmm. Slightly disturbing.

This was my reaction too.

This has nothing to do with Valentine's Day and everything to do with boobs:

The REAL Secret:

Doctor Raptor, confusing you into submission.

Have a great day everyone! Here's a pretty sunset!

Mind Space

What really goes on in Andy's head, you may wonder. 

Are there marbles? Is there snow? Is it filled with cookie dough? 

Well, it's a very populated place, and the map is very complicated and difficult to navigate if you do not have a compass and a kazoo. However, on the last expedition photos and video were obtained! This saves you the trouble of trying to get around on your own, and I am pleased to share this special section of my brain where silly ideas are born. It usually starts hoppin' around midnight:

Turkey In The Straw

And look! Here's our old friend Philippe (I know his name is Flip, but Philippe sounds better). 

The part where he dances on the turtle is the best.

Flip The Frog

Silly Symphonies - The Clock Store (1931)

A Self-Sufficient Life...

In a cabin in the woods...

Bon Iver - "Skinny Love" (Das Kapital Rerub)

I love lots of green growing on a roof...

 

Essential to happiness: canoeing on a lake...

In a cabin in a wood,
A little man by the window stood
Saw a rabbit hopping by, knocking at his door.
"Help me! Help me!" the rabbit said,
"Or the hunters will shoot me dead!"
"Come Little Rabbit, come inside.
Safely you'll abide."

Living a self-sufficient life...
information about living off the grid

A ski access only cabin in Colorado

 

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