New Hair-Do

Phoebe went to the pool.

And got her hair did.

FAAAAA  BUUU  LOUS!!!

CUTE!!!

Um. Can she BE any cuter?

I think not!

Pinocchio

I wish Phoebe was a real little girl, and not a dog.

It would be so nice.

I could bring her everywhere I go! 

As it is, I cannot bring her into the grocery store with me, or to an indoor restaurant.

It's hard to cut her nails, and a can't get her to brush her own teeth.

Her haircuts are really expensive and she eats my socks.

If she were magically a real little girl I could cut her nails, and get her to brush her teeth.

I could bring her to restaurants. And she could pick out a treat at the grocery store.

She would not eat my socks.

I love my puppy, but sometimes she has to stay behind. Then I feel bad!

Phoebe the friendly dog, the friendliest dog I know!

NAUGHTY!!

This is why I never have tissue paper for presents... 

It is STOLEN and shredded by the tissue paper monster!!

Look at my puppy's happy expression as she sits in her fluffy white nest.

GLEE!!!!

Phoebe delights in being naughty and then being chased around and getting caught.

Sounds like she gets it from her mommy ;)

Cleaning Adventures

LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND IN THE BATHTUB!

I pulled this out of the drain, and it had EYES!!!

Cuddling with Mommy

Little Bano on her favorite perch. 

When it's quiet I rock her back and forth, and sing her little songs.

She falls asleep here sometimes. I think she likes the sound of my heartbeat.

Bed Bug

Mommy's bed is so much more comfy than my bed. 

I think I'll lay down for a minute

Just to test it out... Just for a minute ...

zzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz

SATAN DOG

I came home yesterday, weary from the day's toil. 

I sighed and took off my shoes, and wandered into my room. 

Before I turned on the light, I heard a soft voice. 

It said:

"Give me your chickennnnnnn... Give it to Meeeeeeee"

And rising up from my messy comforter was none other than

THE EVIL PHOEBANO!!!!!

Bed Monster

BEWARE THE BED MONSTER!

It will sneak up on you unawares, as you dream sweet dreams. It will creep under the blanket

as your mind floats to soft places like ice cream shops and sandy beaches. It

hides in wait, until the right time for it to 

POUNCE AND COVER YOUR FACE WITH LICKY KISSES!!!

Doggie Paddle

Voila le Phoebano, swimming in le water. Looking so, how do you say, soggy?

Observe the twiggy limbs. See the expression on her tiny face, like an old unhappy yoda.

So beautiful is she, Phoebe of the swimming pool.

Threesome

Phoebe loves Rufus and Rufus loves Reuben and Reuben just broke up with Phoebe but Phoebe has been crushing on Rufus for a while and doesn't know that he likes Reuben and not her. Reuben still loves Phoebe but feels interested in Rufus. Reuben doesn't know that Rufus caused the break up so he could get closer to Reuben. See the shit go down Tuesdays at 11:00 on AndyChannel Cable 4.

Have you SEEN the most beautiful dog in the WORLD?

It's Phoebe.

Also known as the Feebano. Feebs. Feebster. Fee-banata. Baba. Mama Cita. Creeky. Chun Chun. And a million other ridiculous names. She thinks she's a person, just a really small teeny person!

She's recently become very picky about eating. When you try to give her something to eat, she will turn her head away and turn her nose up in the air. Snobby!

It's difficult to take pictures of her. She will look at the camera until you are ready to snap the photo, and then look away.

She loves to burrow. If you're wearing a really long dress, she likes to hide underneath it. And she tried to hide her treats around the house, and sometimes I find them between the couch pillows.

She REALLY loves chicken.

PHOEBEEEEEEE!!!!!