Pinocchio

I wish Phoebe was a real little girl, and not a dog.

It would be so nice.

I could bring her everywhere I go! 

As it is, I cannot bring her into the grocery store with me, or to an indoor restaurant.

It's hard to cut her nails, and a can't get her to brush her own teeth.

Her haircuts are really expensive and she eats my socks.

If she were magically a real little girl I could cut her nails, and get her to brush her teeth.

I could bring her to restaurants. And she could pick out a treat at the grocery store.

She would not eat my socks.

I love my puppy, but sometimes she has to stay behind. Then I feel bad!

Phoebe the friendly dog, the friendliest dog I know!